buy kfc= 1 dead orphan in your house
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
I had to go to my friends house... I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... IS MY FRIEND OK???
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades” all I saw was a slave home!
Why did the orphan rob the bank 🏦 To buy a house
bob: can I come to your house to meet your family orphan: I don't have a family
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it. Because it’s empty inside
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements
What's the difference between me and my best friends
At least one of us has a house
Knock Knock, Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for just let me in!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house. Of course it can a house can't jump.
What's a differents of a flower and a orphan
One is allowed in the house
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
Knock knock who"s there? it's the grim reaper grim reaper who? The grim reaper who is about to come in your house smoke some weed drink some grim reaper liquor and then get drunk.
I did a walk today and had fun today I did not have to go get my kids and get my new house 🏠 was good today I had fun I did a walk today I had fun today but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car 🚘 was your night time is what time did
