House jokes
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards? Igloos it.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.