House Jokes

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former soviet union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.

when you ask an orphan to come over Kid: Do you want to come over to my house. Orphan: Yeah sure. Kid: Ok ask your parents oh wait.

What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.

Apparently I'm not aloud home house fires, but the neighbours their house burnt lovely

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

What does a house wear? Address.

Why couldn’t the house see?

The blinds were down

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

What is a room you can not enter?

A mushroom.

What do you call an orphanage, that's not an orphanage?

A Homeless shelter

I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!