Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
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What type of horse can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had to walk around the house 🏡
how do you make a orphan cry? ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
I went to visit my childhood home I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories, they said no and slammed the door on me, my parents are so mean.
what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
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Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and
My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.
