Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved...and shot her.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"
