When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. -- I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?..
He has no legs...
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don't have mothers day or fathers day
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
