Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
Nuns worst holiday? Norfolk. Nuns best holiday?Bangkok.
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Why do orphans go on holiday To see what family is like
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you, no, he said "dad, I don't have any legs"
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day
What’s and orphans favorite holidays mothers and Father’s Day
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing because his parents ran away double whammy orphan jokes r like a kid with cancer it never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday
A Cake By The Ocean
how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday
