why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
The married are on holiday on Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing She: - Shut up
(Standing means: penis erextion)
what do orphans call a holiday
a bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket
Wash It Away- By- Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions-Why does it always feel like I'm The one that's had a bad day? Whether I'm stuck in traffic or Showing up to work late Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to Forever been working all week For a jerk that thinks they can Say whatever they want to me I'll just bite my tongue for a Couple more days Soon I'll be in that island sun Surfing those waves I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Finally I'm here and I cant even Stop myself from smiling Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island Don't miss my 9 to 5 Living like a local on this island time I got those sandy toes and Nobody knows jump in the Ocean and just go with the flow I'll miss my sandy toes I've got to go back before you Know this island is my home I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Wash it away I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta Wash it away Wash it away
Chapter 1. "Kid teacher"
Mrs. Lewis: Class, I want everyone to look at their textbooks and find a reasonable essay topic. My suggestion is page 232 or 678. Now this essay counts as the final grade for the semester, now do it or you will repeat 5th grade again! Now turn to page 100 and we'll start reading from there, do you all understand?
Neilela: Yes ma'am, quick question, we don't have to do it today ... do we?
Mrs. Lewis: Yes! Is today!
Andrua: It sounds boring and all I have to do today is be a big jerk who gives way to much of instructions.
Mrs.Lewis : Anyway, let's get to work.
56 hours later.
Mrs. Lewis: Kids, when I call you, please tell me what you liked about your eassy. When I call your name Carl.
Carl: Why me. Yes?
Mrs.Lewis : What did you like about the story Carl?
Carl: Um ... I liked it when ... um ... um ... um ... um ...
Jeklen: He didn't even read the story because he's to busy trying to look up the letter "J" and its meaning!
Carl: Jeklen shut up and stop biting your hair.
Jeklen: At least I know what the letter "J" is.
Mrs. Lewis: Class, please listen. Carl, did you read the story that I asked you?
Carl: Will, not really because you were the one reading it in class, so ...
Vronica: For real!
Carl: Mhmmm
Mrs.Lewis: Listen class, this homework needs to be done today! DO IT!
Kimbriel: Ms. Lewis, I have a lot of questions about tonight's homework.
Mrs.Lewis: Yes?
Kimbriel: You assigned so many things just for a little test! What?
Mrs.Lewis: I need a break! Peyton, you're in charge!
All students: NO, NOT PEYTON !!!!!!
Peyton: Me? In charge? Of the class?
Jessica: Wow, but you're all about the bordom!
Peyton: Shut up! yeeeeeeee
Peyton: Ms. Lewis, there must be a mistake, how can I be in charge? I'm 11 ... I think ...
Ari: To think that yesterday she thought she was 8 years old.
Oh sorry ... I think.
Mrs. Lewis: Have you ever heard of a teacher's vacation?
All students: That not a thing!
I never heard it ...
Mrs. Lewis: Will, me and Ms. Sumrall, we are going on a "teacher vacation", we can do it because we become calmer or we don't get angry at the students. AND WE CAN DO IT!
Khloe: Why?
Mrs. Lewis: Because I am an adult.
Ms. Sumrall: Is Petrina ready?
Ms. Lewis: Yes, thank goodness for this!
Kenya: Bye? "Chapter 2" To be continued...
[Verse 1] On the first day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me A Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 2] On the second day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 3] On the third day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 4] On the fourth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 5] On the fifth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 6] On the sixth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 7] On the seventh day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining fеins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 8] On the eighth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 9] On the ninth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 10] On the tenth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 11] On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Eleven fanums taxing Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.
[Verse 12] On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Twelve Diddys draking Eleven fanums taxing Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a lunchly from MrBeast.
after the holidays. ron asks hermione: "how was the weather in Spain?" hermione: "no idea, it was so foggy i couldnt see a thing"
