Hole jokes
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
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The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.