Hole jokes
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.