Justin Bieber
Hitler was a nazi
n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
Eugenics is Hitler-like and more importantly feminist thinking.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler
God said the first person to kill Hitler go's to heaven. Hitler: Kills himself.
Kid: I'm hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I'm dad Teenager: I'm t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I'm dad Nazi: finally
why did hitler say nein. cause he just got raped bitch
My dad killed himself - because he was Hitler
Who's better hitler or Jesus? Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 were as Hitler made meat for 10,000😅😅😅😅 (no offense) (To circumcised people)
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
My friend is blind so he can nosy
Hitler amazing he dead but still alive because he did nazi death coming it never happend
It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle. Maybe thats why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches
yall need to add more jokes
you know why hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? because it made him angry.
Nahtzee
