What would you do if you were killed?
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
