Hitler jokes

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?

A: Jujubes.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

What would you do if you were killed?

Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?

A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.

What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?

The local Aryan network.

A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”

A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”

The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”

Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.