Hitler jokes
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What would you do if you were killed?
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.