Hitler jokes
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What would you do if you were killed?
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.