hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
Q: What was hitlers least favourite candy
A:jujubes
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!” A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him, later he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?” The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!” Stalin lets him go but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
Kid: I'm hungry.
Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.
Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.
Nazi: Finally!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
