Hitler

Hitler jokes

Stalin

    • A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”

    A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”

    The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”

    Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”

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    • Testicle

    • Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

    Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

    Kid

    • Kid: I'm hungry.

    Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

    Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

    Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

    Nazi: Finally!

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    • Hitler memes

    Nazi

    • Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.

    My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.

    Me: *Realizes*

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    • Gun

    • So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

    Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

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    • Dad

    • Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

    The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

    First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

    Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

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