Hitler jokes
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.