Hitler jokes
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!