Hitler jokes

My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.

What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?

I did nazi that coming!

I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.

My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌

My grandfather killed Hitler.

Get it? Get it?

What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?

"Hindin!"

In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.

Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?

Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.

Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?

Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.

For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.

So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.

Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?

Because he only had one.

Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.

Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!

Why did Hitler lose the war?

Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi.

I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.

God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.

Hitler: Kills himself.

I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-