Hitler jokes
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Lee Bryan
Adolf Hitler
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
"Nahtzee"
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.