Hitler jokes
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Adolf Hitler
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
"Nahtzee"
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.