Hitler jokes
Nosy.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Joke.
Lee Bryan
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”