Hitler jokes
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Y'all need to add more jokes.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
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What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.