Hitler jokes
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Hitler was a nazi.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Joke.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.