
Hitler jokes
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
