Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What would you do if you were killed?
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
