Hitler jokes
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.