Hitler jokes
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Memes
Americans read "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler more than "War and Peace"!
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.