Hitler

Hitler jokes

Front

    • Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.

    If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.

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    • Peace

    • Hitler only wanted peace.

    A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

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    • WW2

    • Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

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    • Hitler memes

    Testicle

    • Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

    Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

    People

    • I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…

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    • Göring

    • "Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

    So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

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    • Time Machine

    • If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

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    • School

    • Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

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    • Jesus

    • Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

    Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

    (To circumcised people)

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    • Grandfather

    • John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

    Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

    John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

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