Hitler jokes
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Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
How did Hitler like his portobello mushrooms?
Jewcy.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.