Hitler jokes
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"