Hitler jokes
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.