A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn't saluting. Why are you not saluting like the others? Hitler barks. "Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
