Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Octopus.