Sea Creature

Sea Creature Jokes

Hitler

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

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  • Load

    You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

    Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

    Octopus

    Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

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  • Tattoo

    Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?

    He got inked up.

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  • Octopus

    What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."

    Octopus

    Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

    Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

    Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

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  • Lobster

    What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

    One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

    Octopus

    What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

    Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

    Octopus

    What do you call an octopus with a hat?

    An octopus with a hat, of course.

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  • Whale

    What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

    "She's gonna blow!"