Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones. Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea
How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele
how do you make a octopus laugh ten tickles
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!
