Sea Creature jokes
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Octopus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!