Hitler jokes
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
How did Hitler like his portobello mushrooms?
Jewcy.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Hitler was a dic-tator.