Hitler Jokes

Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

What is hitlers favorite letter.... Not-Z

if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right

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"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says "Will you be my Valenein?"

What did Hitler tell the eye doctor? “I can na-zi.”

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.

Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself

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My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler

So I was watching YouTube and then my Friend says “Those videos never get old” and I replied “Just like a Make-A-Wish kid” and after I said that he shot me in the head and said “And now neither do you.” And now I’m in heaven and God says to me “Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies and I said “Are there summer women” and now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero. After he killed Hitler