I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhreriating.
what is hitlers favourite animal
adolphin
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire". It gave me 28,452 matches.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her
why did hitler get hit by a car? because he did na-zi that coming
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
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What is hitlers favorite letter.... Not-Z
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
Why does Hitler where glasses because he can Nazi without them
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
