Hitler jokes
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Hitler was a dic-tator.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.