Hitler

Hitler jokes

Line

If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”

Nazi

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Car

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Experience

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...

Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

Valentine

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

Dog

What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

Difference

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

Youtube

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Trump

What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.

Adolf Hitler

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Guy

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

Race

What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

Finish a race.