If Hitler was a comedian, He would use laughing gas
what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once. Fucking camper
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
what's Hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card
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What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
