Hitler jokes
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Hitler.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!