What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Whatβs the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Hitler.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
