Hitler jokes
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
My granddad killed Hitler.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Hitler.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.