Hitler jokes

Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!

What do you call a homeless Hitler?

A roofless dictator.

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

What did Hitler get for his birthday?

A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.

Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.

Why was Hitler broke?

The gas prices are outrageous.

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.

Fucking camper!

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!

Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?

Because he did nazi it coming!

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

Hitler.

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.