Hitler jokes
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
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Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
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What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.