Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
I was at a football match and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me *face palm*
What did the Orphan say when he googled Orphan jokes? I would say these jokes hit home but there is no home to hit.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
The clock struck one! Then down did come! Hickory dickory doc What am I? Random- a mouse? Me- no dumb $hit! Random- what is it? Me- the gillotine!
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye:bull’s eye
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
me:hi Jaiden bully/Jaiden harper:leave me alone weirdo me:wow says the one who didn't pass 3RD grade bully/Jaiden harper:"*hits*" me:*calls fbi and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves*"bye bye" fbi:"FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!"
If you ever get bored just hit an orphan, what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
