Hit jokes
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...