How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
i beat up a failed musician until he started crying. i thought a few hits would cheer him up!
why are orphans not that good at baseball? they can never hit a homerun.
what did the tower say to the other one
i will see you later i am about to get hit
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!