Hit jokes
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.