Hit jokes
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!