Hit jokes
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!