Hit jokes

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

What do hockey players and cops have in common?

They both use sticks to hit something black.

Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.

Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.

Man's friend: Same.

Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.

Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.

Man: Oh great heavens!

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Why did the orphan cross the road?

So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

"Ow! You hit the spot!"