If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Hit Jokes
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
