Hit jokes
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!