what did we hit i don't know a rock
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Q What is Chris Browns #1 Hit A Rihanna
RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER THE REASON WHY WOMEN ARE NOT BELIEVED IN RAPE IS BECAUSE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHITBIRDS WITH NO FUTURE WHO WILL BECOME DRUNKARDS AND DRUG DEALERS WHO GO BROKE AND LIVE ON THE STREET GETTING HIT BY A FUCKING CARE FUCK ALL OF YOU SADITS WHO THINK THIS KIND OF SHIT IS FUNNY WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR GET HIT BY CAR AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING SICKOS DIE a STOP RAPE STOP RAPPE STOP RAPIBG INNOCENT CHILDREN AND WOMEN AND MEN I AM DONE WITH RAPE I AM DONE WITH IT!
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Chalie has an eating disorder and he is shorter so is his life but he will never get a wife he's a gay mother fucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Dad: johnny! johnny! Little Johnny: Yes Papa? Dad: Did you hit your brother? Little Johnny: no papa! Dad: Telling Lies? Little Johnny: No Papa Dad: Let Me See Your Fist Little Johnny: Ha Ha Ha Dad: What Is So Funny? Little Johnny: You Are Dad because I DON'T HAVE A BROTHER Dad: >:( Little Johnny: WHAT ITS TRUE Dad: you do have a point there johnny Little Johnny: Love You Dad Dad: Love you too son
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
when the bully says “you’re adopted” so you hit him with the “at least someone wanted me”
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
I read a quote about the twin towers that hit me like a plane
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
I really wanna hit you right now but that would be animal abuse
youve been hit by youve been struck by planes
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
