History jokes
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Memes
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!