History jokes
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Whatβs the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*