History jokes
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.