History jokes
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Memes
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.