Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
History Jokes
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
