History jokes
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.