History jokes
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Helen Keller.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?