History jokes
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.