History jokes
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Helen Keller.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.