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Dad

I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...

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    This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Helen Keller.

    Helen Keller who?

    (Don't say anything).

    Helen Keller who?

    ...you will get a laugh...ty.

    Memes

    Currency

    People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

    Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

    Plane

    What did the twin tower say to the other?

    "I need to catch this plane."

    Twin Towers

    The Twin Towers are just like genders.

    There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

    Nazi

    Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

    Fan

    You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

    September 11

    "Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

    Crime

    Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.

    Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.

    Twin Towers

    I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

    My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

    Hitler

    When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

    Twin Towers

    Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

    There used to be two but now there's one...