Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
History Jokes
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
