History jokes
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
Helen Keller.
Memes
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”