History jokes

What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

The Twin Towers are just like genders.

There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Redundant.

Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

What knight is never wrong?

Sir Tain.

John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.

Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”

During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!

Helen Keller.

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.

The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.