History jokes
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
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Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Helen Keller.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)