History jokes
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Make America Great Britain again!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
No... He got nailed! 😅
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.