History jokes
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
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John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Helen Keller.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
When you think about it, Hitler wasnโt a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, โGood night.โ
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!