History jokes
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
joe mama roast
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relieved. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. "Nitrogen!" The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good night.”
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.