History jokes
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Memes
FUCK YEA
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
"Another one bites the dust."
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.