History jokes
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.