History jokes

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

Why does Hitler need glasses?

Because he could Nazi.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

"Another one bites the dust."

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.