History jokes
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*