History jokes
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Memes
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
"Another one bites the dust."
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...