History jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
What is a snake’s favourite subject?
Hiss-tory!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.