History jokes

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.

What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?

Roman noodles.

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

"Another one bites the dust."

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Why does Hitler need glasses?

Because he could Nazi.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?