Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Alright listen up, smarty-pants. You see, a "pterodactyl" is a type of dinosaur, and its name starts with the letter "P", but you don't pronounce the "P"! So, if the "P" is silent, you can't HEAR it... get it? Hahaha! This joke is so bad that I feel sorry for you, you total dumbass.