History

History jokes

Fat Man

Why are people in Japan so thin?

Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Group

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Museum

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

Dad

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Gas

Why is Hitler better than Biden?

Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.

Pet

Why do white people own a lot of pets?

Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Plane

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

Africa

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

Twin Towers

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Plane

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

1800s

Why were the 1800s so crazy?

Because of Hairriet Tubman.

I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.