History jokes
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Memes
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.