History jokes
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Memes
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Fall
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.