My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
History Jokes
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
