History jokes

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni and got plane.

Why was Hitler broke?

The gas prices are outrageous.

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.

It's my fort knight.

Why were the 1800s so crazy?

Because of Hairriet Tubman.

I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.