History jokes
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Bet
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.