History jokes
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Memes
FUCK YEA
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.