What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
