History jokes
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.