History jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.