History jokes
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War