History jokes
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Fall
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.