History jokes
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Memes
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.