History

History Jokes

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"

I told him, "Probably a bullet."