History jokes
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!