What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
History Jokes
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
My granddad killed Hitler.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
