History jokes
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"