Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.