bro ww2 was jus a joke
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
why are nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
whats a snakes favourite subject?
well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet
The Nazis.
at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
I have WWII in my blood since my great grandfather killed hitler.
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
