History jokes
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.