History jokes
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Memes
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.