History jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.