Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
I rate you a 9/11.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
My granddad killed Hitler.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
