History jokes
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Memes
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.