History jokes
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Memes
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
I rate you a 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.