History jokes
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What game did knights play most often?
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.