History jokes
9/11 Joke?
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What game did knights play most often?
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.