Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
