Fossil jokes
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
gay fish.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Community talk
Were dinosaurs real?
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more