Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
