Fossil jokes
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Like if you know what ashes are.
gay fish.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Community talk
Were dinosaurs real?
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more