History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Memes
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.