History jokes
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
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Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Memes
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Taig
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?