History jokes
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
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Memes
The reason we will never have reparations for slavery.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!