History jokes
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Taig
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.