Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
History Jokes
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Taig
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
