History jokes
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
"I’m coming for you two!"
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.