History jokes
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Memes
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.