History jokes
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.