History jokes
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
"I’m coming for you two!"
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.