History jokes
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?