Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Fastest Readers
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. It's about the 9/11 victims 'going through stories' super quick. Get it? Because they fell from really high buildings. It's messed up, but that's the point.