What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
History Jokes
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
The Twin Towers.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
