History

History jokes

Human

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

Osama

Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"

Ten

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?

(10 is in between 9/11)

Terrorist

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

Terrorist

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Russia

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

War

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

Sky

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost two towers!