History jokes
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
The Twin Towers.