Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
