History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Memes
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
The Twin Towers.