History jokes
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.