History jokes
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Get pranked, bozo!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.