Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
