History jokes
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Get confused with Confucius!
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"