History jokes
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Memes
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!