History jokes
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Memes
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.