History jokes
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Memes
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.