History jokes
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Memes
Thanksgiving
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.