History

History jokes

Door

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Pencil

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Crash

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Pilot

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Mama

Yo mama so OLD...

Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!

Name

Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Dad

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Oven

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

Tower

Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.

Right

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Shower

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

9/11

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.