My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
History Jokes
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Get pranked, bozo!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
