History jokes
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Ooo.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.