Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
History Jokes
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
