History jokes
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Memes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.