History jokes
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.