History jokes
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
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"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.