History jokes
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Memes
i miss when polotics was just insulting your opponent
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!