History jokes
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Memes
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What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.