History jokes
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Memes
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.