Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
History Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
