History jokes
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.