History jokes
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Memes
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Ooo.