History jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
Memes
pov: he saw your search history
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Helen Keller def faked it.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.