History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.