History jokes
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.