History jokes

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣

Why is Texas the worst state ever?

They only have one star.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Who’s better, Bird or Magic?

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?

*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?

Anglosaxon.

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.