History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"