History jokes
Helen Keller def faked it.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Memes
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.