What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
History Jokes
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
