You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club? Because he hated the pols
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
my classmate Hailey legacy
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
If your taking notes in history class arent you just rewriting history
