History jokes
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.