History jokes
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler? A Khan artist.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.