History jokes
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
9/11.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
See the lies.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.