History jokes
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.