Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
The Nazis.
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club? Because he hated the pols
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
my classmate Hailey legacy
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
What do you call hitler when he gets thrown? A gas grenade
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
