Why can’t Americans play chess They lost 2 towers
What is the best joke of all time? Feminism
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.
as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school
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Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
My dad killed hitler
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . .
and on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that." The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki? The worlds first microwaves.
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Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
