History jokes
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.