History jokes
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?