Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
