History jokes
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.