History jokes
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Memes
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.