I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
History Jokes
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
