History jokes
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!