Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
bro ww2 was jus a joke
why are nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
whats a snakes favourite subject?
well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie isn’t that your adopted.” Says the dad.
Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet
at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
I have WWII in my blood since my great grandfather killed hitler.
