History jokes
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Jenga.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
When you fail art school.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣