Yes I’m CUTE
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Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
Are you a Pikachu? Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful.
Pokemon
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
what do u call a cute boy with down syndrome. awwtistic
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
There's is this cute russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka
if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber
what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
the cat is actually cute
When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol
what do you call emo girls
cuting boards
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK Whats that? said the orphans attractive brilliant cute darling ellegant funny georgeous and hot Whats the ijk Im just kidding🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
