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god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok…anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute ©, delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

What do you call a cute door?

Adoorable

Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them

Me, holding a baby: “Oh my God it’s so cute!”

Also me: “Throw it.”

so a women walked into a bar. there was a man she went up to him and said your cute. he said yeah and you don’t deserve equal rights.

Yes I’m CUTE

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty