The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
