History jokes
These are as weak as the towers.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Ready when you are, KK.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.