History

History jokes

Salad

Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

Twin

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Difference

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Memes

People

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

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  • Salad

    How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.

    Twin Towers

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

    The Twin Towers got fucked.

    Pilot

    My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

    Twin

    So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

    Sex

    God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

    Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

    Grape

    Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?

    Alexander the raisin.

    Tower

    Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!

    Twin Towers

    The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.