History jokes
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Memes
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Ready when you are, KK.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.