History jokes
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Ready when you are, KK.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.