History jokes
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Memes
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Ready when you are, KK.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.