History jokes
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.