Princess Diana's Last Words

What were Princess Diana's last words?

Have you been Dri...?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is dark. Princess Diana died in a car crash. The joke implies her last words were cut short because of the crash. The punchline is "Driven" but ends at "Dri..." because she died.

Comments (1)

Yeet

7 years ago

This is single handily the best joke I’ve ever heard

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