History jokes
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Memes
joe mama roast
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Ready when you are, KK.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁