History jokes
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Memes
Fuck teslas
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.