History jokes
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.