History jokes

The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?

A: Plain.

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?

A blast from the past!

The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.

Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."

Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

The bomb.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"