History jokes

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

How does Moses make his tea?

He Brews!!!

What were my great grandpa's last words?

"SHIT MG42!!!"

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?

New York Jets.

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they lost two towers.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

What does Diana stand for?

Died In A Nasty Accident.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.