Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
History Jokes
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
