History jokes
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.