History jokes
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.