"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
Hey, Britain, no queen? :(
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
