History jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!