History jokes
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Memes
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
These are as weak as the towers.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!