History jokes
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Memes
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Ready when you are, KK.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!