History jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
These are as weak as the towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.