History jokes
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Memes
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.