History jokes
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.