History jokes
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.