History jokes
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.