How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
