History jokes
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.