History jokes
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
I rate it 9/11.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.