History jokes
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I rate it 9/11.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.