History jokes
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.