Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Steel led to World War 2.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
