History jokes
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
You're so ugly that you made Hitler commit suicide.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"