History jokes
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Memes
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂