2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Helen Keller def faked it.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
