History jokes
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.