History jokes
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Memes
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”