History jokes
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Memes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.