History jokes
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!