History jokes
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
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So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!