History jokes
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Memes
Ready when you are, KK.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). š
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didnāt have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Why canāt you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.