History jokes
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
My great grandpa killed Hitler.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.