History jokes

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.

My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.

Me: So you're gonna leave me again?

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?

Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.