History Jokes

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What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Why can't America play chess?

They're already missing 2 towers.

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?

Why did the Twin Towers fall?

They collapsed because of the heat.

Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?

Me: 😈

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Twin Tower jokes are just plane.