History jokes

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?

"Hindin!"

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.