History jokes

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?

"Hindin!"

If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.

Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

It's important to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

Ooo.

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.