History jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.