Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
History Jokes
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
