History jokes

John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.

Why did the slave go to college?

To get his master's degree.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.

Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.