History jokes
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.