History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?